leviathans-in-the-tardis:

moonemojii:

welcome to Australia MOTHER FUCKER

WHEN AMERICANS ASK IF WE PET KANGAROOS
THIS IS WHY FUCK NO
thatfunnyblog:

weneedvicesx:

My heart is dead

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compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

flysoviety you piece of shit

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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

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lalalaindigo:

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